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>This is better, anyway.<

But before I go, I am so proud of these:

I boast::: I shot these with a Hasselblad in a studio, which is a big deal for someone my age.

I am on my way, motha' fucka's! 

Kimberly Jean is currently in the process of paying roughly about three-thousand dollars for me to attend the University of the Arts summer program.

And she definitely doesn't have that money falling out of her ass.

Currently Listening Let It Die By Feist One Evening see related

This is Jasper...

...my stud muffin.

And OMG!

Lookit all the Jackies!

First of all, Livi, you're tops. I just wanted to let you know that.

Second of all, I defined and wrote sentences for 32 vocabulary words last weekend. I handed them in today, forgetting that the sentences I wrote were highly inappropriate and/or extremely self-degrading. My teacher pulled me aside at the end of class, expressed her concern, and handed me my paper with red markings all over it. I was mortified when I realized what I did.
Some of the sentences include:

"The theory about the aliens and shit is highly plausible, I think."

"I am indolent, and I hate it."

"Jackie Barry is a haughty slut." **

"My mother is a didactic bitch." **

"I am in a constant state of quandary, probably because I am stupid or something."

"That table is fucking ugly, insipid, and highly overpriced and we are so not buying it."

"Jackie Barry is patronizing too, that dumb bitch." **

"I probably lack integrity and stupid shit like that."

"Once again, Jackie Barry's personality can be described using a negative term, this one being imperious." **

Needless to say, I was extremely embarrassed. My face got all flushed. I told her that I was angry, but was feeling much better, which is sorta true.

** Said with no intention of damaging the characters of these fine people

Transcendentalism Questionnaire- We did this in English today.

1. If you didn't have to worry about money, what occupation would choose and why?
My answer: Regardless of income, I'd choose photography because I love it.
What I meant: I'd ____ all day.

2. Are clothes and appearance important to you?
My answer: It depends. Usually, I couldn't care less.
What I meant: Yes.

3. What do you consider your highest achievement so far in life? Your greatest failure?
My answer: I have been no one other than myself during the most difficult times of my life, which, I'd say, is an achievement. My greatest failure was losing my family because of that.
What I meant: Whatever.

4. When during a day do you find yourself happiest? Most unhappy?
What I said: I am happiest when people pay attention to me, or when I am sleeping. I am most unhappy when I am alone.
What I meant: I'm only really happy with Jackie. Or Jess. Or when I am alone.

5. Do you believe you have too few, too many, or just enough conveniences in life?
What I said: Too few. I'm poor.
What I meant: I want a cell phone.

6. Why should people travel to foreign places? Why shouldn't they travel?
My answer: People should travel to experience other cultures. People shouldn't travel to China because China is always sick.
What I meant: People should travel to brag about it. People shouldn't travel if they don't feel like bragging.

7. Should we copy people we admire?
My answer: No, they should inspire us.
What I meant: Only when nobody is watching.

8. Do you consider yourself to be a conformist or a nonconformist?
My answer: I am Vanessa. That is all.
What I meant:  Non, I don't have an i Pod.

Fin.